Squealing out in front of you on a vroom vroom, driving the wrong way up a busy road, and waving to people like they're in a parade, is yet another member of the notorious Blue Hair Gang. Being a member of the most prolific gang on the planet seemingly entitles them to do what they want, and you need to be on the lookout for them when you're playing on their turf. If you're not careful, you might feel the impact of spiked shoes or a cane if they feel they have to teach you a lesson...

This satire by Marisa L. Williams, author of more than 100 books, hilariously compares old people to gangstas. This book was written as part of National Novel Writing Month 2020. All entries are timestamped.